False friends
I thought it would be fun to try to find polish words that have funny meaning for czechs. I started with writing it by hand, asking people and it took me at least an hour to find out that lists like this one already do exist and that such words are called “false friends“. Nevertheless, I think this list contains some words that no other (easily findable) false friends lists contain (at least nozki, nozyczki, plywac and prawie).
A few remarks concerning polish pronunciation ((mainly) for czech people): ć and cz – č, ó – u, ł – english w.
| Polish word | Czech meaning | Real meaning |
| szukać | to fuck | to search |
| nóżki | scissors | little legs |
| nożyczki | little legs | scissors (duh) |
| kwiecień | may | april |
| jagoda | strawberry | blueberry |
| pływać | to spit | to swim |
| rak | crawfish | cancer |
| prawie | exactly | almost |
| ostatni | the rest | the last |
| poprawić | to execute | to improve |
| sklep | cellar | shop |
| piwnica | pub | cellar |
| płyn | gas | liquid |
| zachód | toilet | west |
| zapach | stink | aroma (smell) |
| droga | drug | way |
| palec | thumb | finger |
| zmęczony | reduced | tired |
Feel free to write more in the comments. 
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A side story:
Finding out how “edit html source” window in wordpress behaves
Will pressing escape close the window?
Nah, probably not…
Well, let’s try it to make sure…
@%#$^&*{€¶ŧ→ø@#°’&Đ*Ł
One line corresponds to aproximately one second of thinking. Of course, the table with all the words was gone. I couldn’t even believe I did something this stupid for no real reason.

). So I have rewritten the changes he has made in the pdf into my html and sent it back to him, with a note not to send me pdf, that it’s uneditable. Then I got html produced by MS Word. Couldn’t be much worse, could it? (if you’ve never seen it, it’s practically unreadable with the tags taking like 80%) This time I asked him to use a text editor, that it will be much easier for both of us, that the html I use is pretty easy. Next time I got html produced by mozilla… Speechless.